Politically incorrect:

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. 

A carload of bearded young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side stopped next to me. 

The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me. 

Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car. 

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man...that could have been me!" 

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.