The porch:

A young blond girl in her late
            teens, wanting to earn some extra
money for the summer, decided
            to hire herself out as a "handy woman"
and started canvassing a
            nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of
            the first house and asked the owner if
he had any odd jobs for
            her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to
            paint the porch" he said.
"How much will you charge
            me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How
            about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the
            paint and brushes and
everything she would need were in the
            garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation,
            said to her husband, "Does
she realize that our porch goes ALL
            the way around the house?"

"That's a bit cynical,
            isn't it?" he responded.

The wife replied, "You're
            right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde
            jokes."
A few hours later the blonde came to the door
            to collect her money.

"You're finished already??"
            the startled husband asked.

"Yes," the bonde
            replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave
it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket
            for the $50 and handed it
to her along with a $10
            tip.

"Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way,
            it's not a Porch, it's a   Lexus."