30.6.11

Microsoft: European cloud data may not be immune to the Patriot Act -- Engadget

Microsoft: European cloud data may not be immune to the Patriot Act -- Engadget

How Canadians Know You're American - Photo Gallery - LIFE

How Canadians Know You're American - Photo Gallery - LIFE

The Quentin Tarantino Toe-Sucking Sex Email That Will Haunt Your Dreams | Defamer Australia

The Quentin Tarantino Toe-Sucking Sex Email That Will Haunt Your Dreams | Defamer Australia

NHS Nurse offers silicone male enhancements for £120 | The Sun |News

NHS Nurse offers silicone male enhancements for £120 | The Sun |News

FAIL

O, Canada! Week: How to Snack Like a Canadian - Food News - Food Network Canada

O, Canada! Week: How to Snack Like a Canadian - Food News - Food Network Canada

BBC News - 'Rubbish truck' used to transport dead Indian police

BBC News - 'Rubbish truck' used to transport dead Indian police

Concentration camp under fire over fees - World - Canoe.ca

Concentration camp under fire over fees - World - Canoe.ca

Police: Man bought fake pot with fake money | PennLive.com

Police: Man bought fake pot with fake money | PennLive.com

Canadian soldiers face charges in comrade's death - Canada - Canoe.ca

Canadian soldiers face charges in comrade's death - Canada - Canoe.ca

TuneSpan Lets You Store Parts of Your iTunes Library on External Storage to Save Disk Space

TuneSpan Lets You Store Parts of Your iTunes Library on External Storage to Save Disk Space

Next thing in wind energy: Stealth turbines | Green Tech - CNET News

Next thing in wind energy: Stealth turbines | Green Tech - CNET News

Hackers shut down Al Qaeda Net communications | InSecurity Complex - CNET News

Hackers shut down Al Qaeda Net communications | InSecurity Complex - CNET News

Clash of the Tablets: From iPad to TouchPad, 6 Slates Compared | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Clash of the Tablets: From iPad to TouchPad, 6 Slates Compared | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Four years of the iPhone | iPhone Atlas - CNET Reviews

Four years of the iPhone | iPhone Atlas - CNET Reviews

10 Amazing Geek Bars and Restaurants - Oddee.com

10 Amazing Geek Bars and Restaurants - Oddee.com

CANOE -- Technology: News Corp. sells Myspace

CANOE -- Technology: News Corp. sells Myspace

CANOE -- Technology: News Corp. sells Myspace

CANOE -- Technology: News Corp. sells Myspace

29.6.11

How Your Bacon Is Made: The Jarvis JR-50 Super Pig Decapitator

How Your Bacon Is Made: The Jarvis JR-50 Super Pig Decapitator

I Wouldn't Be Surprised If the iPhone 5 Looked Like This

I Wouldn't Be Surprised If the iPhone 5 Looked Like This

IPO values Zynga at $15 billion to $20 billion | Digital Media - CNET News

IPO values Zynga at $15 billion to $20 billion | Digital Media - CNET News

IPO values Zynga at $15 billion to $20 billion | Digital Media - CNET News

IPO values Zynga at $15 billion to $20 billion | Digital Media - CNET News

Microsoft Office 365 Launch (video) - CNET News

Microsoft Office 365 Launch (video) - CNET News

Plea Deal In TSA Airport Screener Assault Case | www.thesmokinggun.com

Plea Deal In TSA Airport Screener Assault Case | www.thesmokinggun.com

Plea Deal In TSA Airport Screener Assault Case | www.thesmokinggun.com

Plea Deal In TSA Airport Screener Assault Case | www.thesmokinggun.com

'American Girl' Bachmann irks Petty - World - Canoe.ca

'American Girl' Bachmann irks Petty - World - Canoe.ca

Sony Vaio Z renders MacBook Air less cool | Nanotech - The Circuits Blog - CNET News

Sony Vaio Z renders MacBook Air less cool | Nanotech - The Circuits Blog - CNET News

Peek-A-Boo!

The wheels on the bus:

Observations: Why Shifting from Fossil Fuels to Cleaner Alternatives Will Require Fossil Fuels

Observations: Why Shifting from Fossil Fuels to Cleaner Alternatives Will Require Fossil Fuels

Kinetic Theater Chairs: Immersion or Distraction? | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Kinetic Theater Chairs: Immersion or Distraction? | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Spin the bottle will never be the same « CanoeTech Blog

Spin the bottle will never be the same « CanoeTech Blog

strange tech...

Greenland ice melts most in half-century: US - Yahoo! News

Greenland ice melts most in half-century: US - Yahoo! News

Greek parliament passes first austerity bill - World - Canoe.ca

Greek parliament passes first austerity bill - World - Canoe.ca

remember to do your backups!! (HELP files)

Politically incorrect jokes... but still really funny!!!


My new  neighbor popped his head over the fence today and said, “Hey Homes...Wa's goin' down?” I said, “The value of my fucking house you black prick!”
  
 
 
One week later he pops his head over the fence again and says, “I want you to kill my wife for me, I’ll pay you $10,000.” I accept, telling him all it will take is one bullet, just below the left tit. 
He looks at me and says, “I want her dead – not fucking knee-capped!” 
____________________________________________________
 
Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, “Fuck that – knowing my luck, I’d win one!”
____________________________________________________
 
Recession beater. Wife says to husband, “If you start riding that new bicycle I bought for you to work, we can get rid of the second car.” He replies, “If you take it up the arse and let me cum on your face, we can get rid of the nanny!”
____________________________________________________
What’s the difference between a refugee and ET? 
ET looked better, smelled better, learnt English, didn’t claim benefits, had his own fucking bike and wanted to go home!
____________________________________________________
 
A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can’t believe they fucked my wife after only five cans!” 
____________________________________________________
 
Got this text from my brother recently. It read. “Can I stay at your house for a while? The ol' Lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my cock. It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!”
 
Was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!” Thinking back, I really should have  ran – but you don’t get offers like that every day.
____________________________________________________
 
Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for punching the fuck out of this idiot at a party. In my defence….. when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in.
____________________________________________________
 
My wife just came in and said, “I don’t know if I am coming or going.” I said to her, “Judging by the look on your face, you’re going – ‘cus when you’re coming, you look like a fucking Down Syndrome kid trying to whistle!”
____________________________________________________
 
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I serviced a Girl called Penny – spooky or what? 
 
The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?” Apparently “Only to stop myself coming too quickly” wasn’t the right answer.
____________________________________________________
 
My wife is pissed off with me again. I crept into the bedroom last night and swapped her tampon for a party popper. No sense of humour.
___________________________________________________
When asked in a recent survey, 90 per cent of  Albertan men responded that their most memorable and joyous moment in life was being present at the birth of their first-born child…. Obviously none of them have ever seen an Arab being run down by a Tractor Trailer. 

28.6.11

BMW vid part 1:

part 2 BMW 1 series ad:

interesting pictures:





















North Korean Heir Apparent Had Six Plastic Surgeries to Perfect Family Look, Report Says

North Korean Heir Apparent Had Six Plastic Surgeries to Perfect Family Look, Report Says

Meth: b4 and after.. UGH

















Working in retirement is not an oxymoron for these seniors - Miami-Dade - MiamiHerald.com

Working in retirement is not an oxymoron for these seniors - Miami-Dade - MiamiHerald.com

Tacky Glowing Valve Caps Look Cheap, Are Cheap | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Tacky Glowing Valve Caps Look Cheap, Are Cheap | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

CANOE -- Technology: Kuwait to try two over Twitter posts: official

CANOE -- Technology: Kuwait to try two over Twitter posts: official

--no comment--

Digital tools transforming higher education « CanoeTech Blog

Digital tools transforming higher education « CanoeTech Blog

wave of the future!!

Prince compares Web piracy to 'carjacking' | Media Maverick - CNET News

Prince compares Web piracy to 'carjacking' | Media Maverick - CNET News

still nutty as a fruitcake...

HMV Canada sold for $3.2M - Canada - Canoe.ca

HMV Canada sold for $3.2M - Canada - Canoe.ca

Marijuana In Drug Case Vanishes From FedEx Truck - The Consumerist

Marijuana In Drug Case Vanishes From FedEx Truck - The Consumerist

Call is C.S.I., D'OH!

DIY Bike Tire Puncture Guard Made From a Seatbelt | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

DIY Bike Tire Puncture Guard Made From a Seatbelt | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Great bike tip!

Apple Releases Thunderbolt Cable. Now All We Need Are Thunderbolt Devices | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Apple Releases Thunderbolt Cable. Now All We Need Are Thunderbolt Devices | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Andy Rubin: 500,000 Android Activations Daily | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Andy Rubin: 500,000 Android Activations Daily | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

is iPhone matching that???

No regrets:

Deer Hunting:

'Smartie parties' common among Ontario teens - Canada - Canoe.ca

'Smartie parties' common among Ontario teens - Canada - Canoe.ca

strange but true--

This Day in Tech: Kids can play violent video games; Supreme Court steps in to set rules on warrantless GPS tracking | Business Tech - CNET News

This Day in Tech: Kids can play violent video games; Supreme Court steps in to set rules on warrantless GPS tracking | Business Tech - CNET News

How to Make S'mores Cake: 7 steps (with video) - wikiHow

How to Make S'mores Cake: 7 steps (with video) - wikiHow

Yummy yummy s'mores!!

TBOEXTRA.com :: AP page template

TBOEXTRA.com :: AP page template

Dead man summoned for jury duty...NO EXCUSES!!

How to Search by Image on Google - wikiHow

How to Search by Image on Google - wikiHow

Cool search trick!

Facebook valuation seen at $70 billion | Digital Media - CNET News

Facebook valuation seen at $70 billion | Digital Media - CNET News

iOS 5 targets longtime iPhone jailbreak exploit | Apple Talk - CNET News

iOS 5 targets longtime iPhone jailbreak exploit | Apple Talk - CNET News

Digital gamers nearing hard-core gamers in playing time | The Digital Home - CNET News

Digital gamers nearing hard-core gamers in playing time | The Digital Home - CNET News

Good Vibrations: (video)

Dilbert

cyanide & happiness

Windows Phone 7.5 Mango in-depth preview (video) -- Engadget

Windows Phone 7.5 Mango in-depth preview (video) -- Engadget

still not an iPhone killer...but..

Sony's ultraslim 13-inch VAIO Z laptop revealed in Europe, packs external GPU for power on demand -- Engadget

Sony's ultraslim 13-inch VAIO Z laptop revealed in Europe, packs external GPU for power on demand -- Engadget

lookin' good...

Journey’s First Steps Post-E3 – PlayStation Blog

Journey’s First Steps Post-E3 – PlayStation Blog

Playable?

27.6.11

Riding lawnmover for the wife:

My Wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.
She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work
and thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker
so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.
SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower.
I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug.

To this day I have never been able to understand
why some women are so hard to please .


This Trimaran Must Really Be a Secret Alien Ship

This Trimaran Must Really Be a Secret Alien Ship

just too slow...

This Trimaran Must Really Be a Secret Alien Ship

This Trimaran Must Really Be a Secret Alien Ship

just too slow...

Apple's A6 processor may come courtesy of TSMC, Samsung left to wonder why -- Engadget

Apple's A6 processor may come courtesy of TSMC, Samsung left to wonder why -- Engadget

Daily words of wisdom:

SOME THINGS IN LIFE ARE JUST TRUE.


Before and after sex....


Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself.


The Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you've been screwed.


Have a good week....

Words on women:

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual 
information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. 

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew 
take you safely to Afghanistan ' 

An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? ' 

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?' 
'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'
 Error! Filename not specified. 'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think 
with only women up there in the cockpit.' 

That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 
We No Longer Call It The Cockpit' 
It's The Box Office.' 

Quote of the day:
 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.' 


Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly....on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that
.

Overhead Bin - TSA asks 95-year-old woman to remove diaper for pat-down

Overhead Bin - TSA asks 95-year-old woman to remove diaper for pat-down

Even more TSA atrocities...

No 'him' or 'her'; preschool fights gender bias :: WRAL.com

No 'him' or 'her'; preschool fights gender bias :: WRAL.com

Crazy ppl in Sweden...

Avast to go mobile, get VPN | The Download Blog - Download.com

Avast to go mobile, get VPN | The Download Blog - Download.com

just in time for all the new viruses...

PossessedHand Takes Control of Your Hand, Freaks You Out | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

PossessedHand Takes Control of Your Hand, Freaks You Out | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Electric hands!!!

Scribbly: A Fat Marker-Pen Stylus for Tablets | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Scribbly: A Fat Marker-Pen Stylus for Tablets | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

The L5 Remote image - Apps and accessories that let you ditch your remote control - CNET News

The L5 Remote image - Apps and accessories that let you ditch your remote control - CNET News

Finally a remote for the masses!!

How to Carve a Watermelon T Rex Dinosaur: 6 steps (with pictures) - wikiHow

How to Carve a Watermelon T Rex Dinosaur: 6 steps (with pictures) - wikiHow

Great pix to go with!

Smoking crow??

Dilbert

Loving husband?


A man had two of the best hockey tickets for the Stanley Cup Final. As he sits down,
another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next
to him.
"No", he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the Stanley Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the
year, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
to come with me but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we
haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't
find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the
seat?"
The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."

A man had two of the best hockey tickets for the Stanley Cup Final. As he sits down,
another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next
to him.
"No", he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the Stanley Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the
year, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
to come with me but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we
haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't
find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the
seat?"
The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."

Texas Sheriff's Deputy Entrance Exam:


A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriff's Dept. Was
being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good,
but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can
be accepted."
Then, sliding a S & W .45 ACP pistol across the desk, he says to the
man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth
dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "When can
you start?"
Gotta love Texas

26.6.11

CANOE -- CNEWS - Daily Feature: New technology: Pay without your wallet

CANOE -- CNEWS - Daily Feature: New technology: Pay without your wallet

Artisan bourbon: Angels Envy artisan bourbon set to soar - chicagotribune.com

Artisan bourbon: Angels Envy artisan bourbon set to soar - chicagotribune.com

Hacking group LulzSec says it's calling it quits | Security - CNET News

Hacking group LulzSec says it's calling it quits | Security - CNET News

cyanide & happiness

Muslim women:

WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR  PLACE
Barbara Walters, did a story on gender roles in Kabul ,
Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul
 and observed that women still  walk behind
their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the  old custom.

Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women  and asked, 'Why do you now
seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?'

The woman looked Ms
 Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation 
said, “Land  mines.”
 

25.6.11

blonde joke...sorry skat! :)

Two sisters, one blonde and one redhead, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in the next town, so that they can stop paying breeding fees and breed their own stock..


But they only have $600 to work with. So, the redhead tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out and haul it home.'


The redhead arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for
$599.00 no less. 
She agrees and pays him, then drives to the nearest telegraph office to tell her sister the good news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck, and drive here so we can haul it home.'
 The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, 'It's just 99 cents a word.'

Well, after paying for the bull, the redhead only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable'.'


The operator looks at her and shakes his head.. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck, and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch, if you only send her just the one word, 'comfortable'?'

So the redhead explains, 'My sister is a blonde. That word is big. She'll read it very slowly........

com-for-da-bull'.

IMDb Video: 30 Minutes or Less: Trailer #2

IMDb Video: 30 Minutes or Less: Trailer #2

MagicPrefs Gives Your MacBook Trackpad (and other Multitouch Peripherals) Custom Multitouch Gestures

MagicPrefs Gives Your MacBook Trackpad (and other Multitouch Peripherals) Custom Multitouch Gestures

Man planted porn in former employer's powerpoint presentation - AfterDawn

Man planted porn in former employer's powerpoint presentation - AfterDawn

Man planted porn in former employer's powerpoint presentation - AfterDawn

Man planted porn in former employer's powerpoint presentation - AfterDawn

HTC Sensation 4G: Does Android Really Need Custom Skins Anymore? (No.)

HTC Sensation 4G: Does Android Really Need Custom Skins Anymore? (No.)

Observations: How to Know If Hackers Have Stolen Your Password

Observations: How to Know If Hackers Have Stolen Your Password

How to Make Thai Iced Coffee (with video) - wikiHow

How to Make Thai Iced Coffee (with video) - wikiHow

Shocked woman dies at own funeral after heart attack | Mail Online

Shocked woman dies at own funeral after heart attack | Mail Online

breeding & genetics...

Climber discovers frozen body of best friend on peak of Everest | Mail Online

Climber discovers frozen body of best friend on peak of Everest | Mail Online

the strange...

Voltaic Spark Case Powers Tablets With the Sun | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Voltaic Spark Case Powers Tablets With the Sun | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

How to Use Picasa - wikiHow

How to Use Picasa - wikiHow

Life’s Too Short: Modular Silicone Kitchen Drawer Organizers | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Life’s Too Short: Modular Silicone Kitchen Drawer Organizers | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

Edmonton exceeds 2010 homicide rate - Crime - Canoe.ca

Edmonton exceeds 2010 homicide rate - Crime - Canoe.ca

Once again, E-town's breakin' all the records...

CANOE -- CNEWS - Good News: Hero dog alerts family to gas leak

CANOE -- CNEWS - Good News: Hero dog alerts family to gas leak
Another super-doggie!!

Drunk man wreaked havoc on wedding - Crime - Canoe.ca

Drunk man wreaked havoc on wedding - Crime - Canoe.ca

Dilbert