Guns:

An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up 
truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, 
the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, 
insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..
Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip 
holster, a
.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"
 
"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the 
seat."
The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked 
into the driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.

May I ask what you are afraid of?
 
Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,
 
 
"Not a fucking thing!"