The Lion Tamer

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.

One is a retired pilot in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not
going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last
tamer, so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - chair,
whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip, and
the gun, and steps right into the lion's cage.

The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway
there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.

He continues bto lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head
at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like
that in my life." He then turns to the retired pilot and asks, "Can you top
that?"

The tough old pilot replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."