Canadian Tax return

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the Revenue Canada. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the line : "List all dependents"

I replied:..

2 million Native Indians;

1 million crack heads;

7.3 million unemployed people

100,000 people in prisons;

Half of Haiti;

105 persons in the Federal Senate and

308 Members of Parliament.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.......

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?