22.10.12

TSA goodies:

The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results
June 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered0
Transvestites133
Hernias1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases3,172
Enlarged Prostates8,249
Breast Implants59,350
Natural Blondes3

It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.

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