I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. . . . . .
It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
Three Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it
would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, they had six matching balls! A Muslim has died whilst training to be a skydiver. The National School of Diving in Downsview said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open. Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its $8.50/min (charges may vary). I've just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. It's bound to end in tears though; she's crap at snooker. If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine 'flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam. They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly. |
28.10.12
politically incorrect
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