The train ride

> > Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Canadian Rockies, > were a fellow from Alberta, a fellow from Quebec, a little old Greek lady, > and a young blonde girl with large breasts. > > The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the > sound of a loud slap. > > When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a > bright red hand print on his cheek. > > No one speaks.. > > The little old Greek lady thinks: The fellow from Quebec must have > groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek. > > The blonde girl thinks: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to > grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she > slapped his cheek. > > The fellow from Quebec thinks: That fellow from Alberta must have > groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and > got me instead. > > The fellow from Alberta thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, > just so I can smack that fucker from Quebec again. > >