The Fairy

> A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding 
> anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
> Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
> 
> She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving 
> to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
> 
> The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling 
> husband The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the 
> Queen Mary II appeared in her hands
> 
> The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an 
> opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish 
> is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
> The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
> 
> So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...
> 
> The husband became 92 years old.
> 
> The moral of this story:
> Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....