Simple Truths:

Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. 
 Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. 


 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats". 
 But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job". 
 Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated”