The Lone Ranger & Tonto

>The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.. >After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. >Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, >"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" >The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." >"What that tell you?" asked Tonto. >The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. >Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. >Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. >Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. >What's it tell you, Tonto?" > >"You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole tent."