401K:

 If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,

you would have $49.00 today!

 If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would

have $33.00 today.


 If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,

you would have $0.00 today.


 But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,

you would have received $214.00.


 Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

 It is called the 401-Keg.

 And as a bonus...

 A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!

 Makes you damned proud to be an American!