US president:

Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning 

along the parkway when he tripped, fell over 

the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 

3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. 

 

He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever 

they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World 

and Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there 

on Air Force One.'

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air 

Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you 

and even have Michael Jordan sign them.'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair 

with a built in TV and stereo headset.'

Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 

'But you don't look like you're handicapped.

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I 

saved your ass from drowning.