The Magician

> > A magician worked on a cruise ship. 
> > 
> > The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. 
> > 
> > There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to 
> > understand how the magician did every trick. 
> > 
> > Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, Its not the same hat!" 
> > or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" 
> > 
> > The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. 
> > 
> > Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
> > The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, 
> > as fate would have it ... With the parrot. 
> > 
> > They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. 
> > 
> > This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, 
> > the parrot could not hold back any longer and said... 
> > 
> > "OK, I give up. Where's the fuckin' ship?