Canada EH?

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:                          
                                                                          
50 Fahrenheit (10 C)                                                    
Californians shiver uncontrollably.                                      
Canadians plant gardens.                                               
                                                                         
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)                                                   
Italian Cars won't start                                                
Canadians drive with the windows down and still wear shorts and T-shirts.                                  
                                                                          
32 Fahrenheit (0 C)                                                      
American water freezes                                                  
Canadians have the last cookout of the season                                            
                                                                         
0 Fahrenheit (-17..9 C)                                                  
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.                       
Canadians Girl Guides still sell cookies door-to-door.                           
                                                                         
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)                                           
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.                                     
Canadians pull down their earflaps.                   
                                                                          
-109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)                                              
Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.                                   
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.              
                                                                          
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)                                                
Ethyl alcohol freezes.                                                  
Canadians get a day off of work to go tobogganing.                   
                                                                           
-459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)                                          
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.                                 
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"                                       
                                                                          
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)                                                
Hell freezes over.                                                      
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup