How not to sign a yearbook:

What a long, strange trip it’s been. Signed, Your Alcoholic Math Teacher
2 Good
2 Be
5 Gotten
Good luck doing whatever you nerds do in the summer.
I’ll never forget high school! I will probably forget you, though.
Change. Please change.
See you at the local bar in 20 years when I’m rich & you’re still talking about the conference championship you almost won.
Your suck-up skills will take you far.
We should get together over the summer before college! You know what? That never happens.
I’ll never forget you. Mostly because you threw up in gym class.
Thanks for wasting our time! Love, The Faculty