31.1.13

Busted hotty..

Smoking hot 23-year-old skinny blonde teacher posts half-naked pics of herself on Twitter, presumably to attract students to have sex with (w/pics) [Dumbass]

Trolls..

Twenty-eight parents who have successfully trolled their children [Amusing]

Lol in Saskatchewan!

Con artist, who pretended to be a beauty queen on Facebook, banned from the internet. Wait, you can get someone banned from the internet? Cool [Spiffy]

Porn stars not included.

Think getting it on drops the pounds? Think again. Sex only burns 21 calories [Interesting]

WTF China?

Meanwhile, in smog-choked Beijing, a Chinese entrepreneur is selling Perri-Air [Interesting]

Urban myth fails..

"You can only get chicken pox once", "Don't go in the pool after you eat", "Drink 8 glasses of water every day", and other myths that plague society [Unlikely]

God had no sense of humor?

The waitress who posted the "no tip for you because I give God 10%" receipt from a pastor was fired after pastor demanded everyone involved be fired. How Christian [Followup]

Busted by the Canadian govt

CRA worker sacked after making video game

Superbowl mockery!

Samsung, Rogen, Rudd brilliantly mock Super Bowl in Super Bowl ad

More FB emoticons

Facebook testing new status icons

Take better pictures of your food..

Best photo apps for Android

Strangeness

How self-loathing and Photoshop can make you a very sad person

Evolution?

Sex app claims to help you mix business with pleasure

That's a lot of crappy pictures!

New Year's Day was the biggest ever for Facebook

Apple problems In EU.

Apple won't sell Mac Pro in EU, EFTA countries after March 1

License fails

The 404 1,199: Where it's a breath of dead air (podcast)

Survival.

Australian teen survives nine weeks lost in bushland

Parents of the year contenders

Girl found locked in a cage in New Mexico

Canadian spy going down.

Navy spy Jeffrey Delisle to be sentenced in precedent-setting case

The diapered dealers?

'Diapers' used to smuggle drugs at JFK airport

Meanwhile in Alabama.

Child still held hostage after Alabama bus shooting

WTF YouTube?

YouTube to start charging for some content

Back from the dead?

RIM’s BlackBerry Rebranding Is Much More Than a Name Change

29.1.13

Here comes the tractor beam!

Real Life Tractor Beam Possible and under Development

Bad little piggies!

Grandmother has unsecure Wi-Fi, and someone uses connection to post threats to local police department. Police respond with flash grenades and a raid. Grandmother sues [Obvious]

Up in smoke?

Legalizing marijuana 'very positive' for taxpayers: B.C. Liberal report

Asking for help.

Obama turns to police officers in gun control fight

Secret Canadian involvement?

Feds mum on Canadian forces in Mali report

MS Rip off?

Microsoft’s Cloud-Friendly Office 365 Launches

That's a lot of apps.

Apple iPad jumps to 128GB, starting at $799

Twit?

If you're a violent Somali Islamist insurgent don't even bother signing up for an account on Twitter [Obvious]

Hey Darwin!

Man dies after falling into machine at seat belt plant. If only there was some sort of restraint that could have prevented that [Ironic]

Nice one kid!

Fifteen-year old kid develops a simple sensor that will be made widely available and will detect for pancreatic cancer, HIV, tuberculosis, and other diseases. What were you doing when you were 15? [Followup]

Not FB spam?

Remember that email you got last week about Facebook possibly owing you money as the result of a class action lawsuit? It turns out it wasn't spam after all [Interesting]

Say what?

Will China end 13-year ban on video game consoles?

What will they do next?

Iran: We sent a monkey into space -- and brought it back

Productivity was up?

Facebook endures hours-long outage in the U.S.

#idlenomore

I've been #IdleTooLong about this whole topic, and I feel like I need to express my point of view without disrupting innocent travelers on highways, and cargo carrying freight trains. First, allow me to clarify that I am a Cree man with full status. I have family in positions of political power in this very province, and should declare that my opinions are my own. While everyone needles over the finite details of the current situation, I'd like to paint my thoughts for you with much broader strokes.

I'm so very proud of my culture. The way the plains Indians lived on this land was a fantastic example of community, art, respect for our environment, ingenuity, and spirituality. I'm proud of the native inspired tattoos that I sport permanently on my body. As a father, I'm teaching my son that same respect and understanding of where his blood derives from, in the hopes that his pride will outshine the prejudice he will inevitably experience growing up, or at some point in his life.

I'm also very proud to be Canadian. Our vast mosaic of cultures, languages, and beliefs make up this welcoming land of opportunity for all. Whether you like it or not, we all have the same citizenship, but some have a different view on the value of it.

I don't pretend to know all the ins and outs of the government bills, documentation, or policy that is driving the current protests, but I've intently watched news stories, read columns, and have regularly monitored the comments being made on facebook. Based on all of this, I feel the need to break my silence on this issue.

1 - It's embarrassing how the #IdleNoMore protest is being handled. Blocking major traffic thoroughfares does nothing good to bring support and awareness to your cause, it creates immediate animosity towards you. Protesting freely in parks or in front of government buildings seems like a much more productive way to attract the attention of those you seek. The politicians. Not the regular welder-Joe who's just trying to get to work. Hold him up and cost him money? See how much support you'll get out of that guy...

Clarify what you are protesting for, or against. I've never seen such a passionate group of people go forward in protest in such disarray, and without clearly stating what it's all about. If it's generally about your need to be consulted, respected, justified for being mistreated, or the preservation of your culture, then let's be out with it and start a constructive discussion.

Understand that you do not need to be consulted for anything any more than the Canadian citizen next to you does. Your opinion on things doesn't count "more" than anyone else's. Respect is earned, not given.

There's no question that the native people of yesterday were brutalized, hunted, tortured, and humiliated for decades. It's awful, and no one should ever have to suffer like that. The elders of the time signed those treaties to bring peace, and offer what they hoped would be a leg-up in a new world that they realized couldn't be held at bay. But those days are long over. It defies logic to have the current population pay for the tragedies committed by people that came so long before them.

The preservation of your culture is YOUR job, not anyone else's. For example, Polish, Irish, and Ukrainian societies thrive all over the country with very little or no support from government coffers. They celebrate traditional dance, language, and food all by simply passing it down from generation to generation. Native communities can do the very same thing (and generally do), but without financial support.

2 - "This movement is about the whole environment, its not just about the treaties....The bill that passed now un protects the rivers, lakes, forests, land, etc, etc, so we need this bill to further protect ur childrens futures.....thanks to Harper Govt....rigs n developemtn will pollute the air, waters, etc, etc.."

It's no secret that our Canadian economy is driven by the oil and gas industry. Yes, there have been some awful environmental blunders due to a plethora of different reasons. I heartily agree that we need to protect our natural areas that support wildlife, but I also know that there is aggressive legislation, and powerful government offices in place that already have that very same sentiment at heart. Millions of Canadians support green technology and research, as well as lobby for stronger federal policy. So if that's what this is all about, there's no need to blockade anything, as a majority of people would already agree with you.

3 - "It is about the 480 page Bill that the government has passed without you knowing about it. It went through the house of commons and the senate in 2 wks. 480 pgs long...do you think that many people had time to read it? It says that under age criminals can be punished as adults. It makes more budget cuts. The librarians at schools are being budget cut. It is about ALOT more than Aboriginals, it's about everyone in Canada. The Aboriginals are the ones who started to realize the Bill was gonna to do irreversable damage!"

Back in the days of copying notes off a blackboard or projector in school, I'm certain I've WRITTEN 480 pages in two weeks, let alone read that many. In a political world where literacy at a high level is demanded, I'm willing to bet that most could plow through that many pages in a very short period of time. I suppose the content would be laden with bureaucratic jargon and would need time to fully interpret...but that's why you have a legal team. Quite frankly, I agree with underage criminals being tried as adults, and I'm willing to bet that a landslide majority of Canadians will agree with me.

Budget cuts are a reality of our democratic world. I'm not sure if this means that librarians from schools are being removed, or the library itself, but the fact of the matter is, our schools rely on a healthy economy for funding. When money gets tight, things get sacrificed. I truly hope that the readily available knowledge in a library would be the last to go.

4 - "It's not about the Aboriginals! That is what they are doing to distract you from what it really is about! It only affects the aboriginals- just like it will effect ALL of us!" This is very confusing, but seems to sum up the general knowledge about what is going on. Who is "they"? Are we going into conspiracy theory depths here? Do people not realize that we have an official opposition in place as a natural government watchdog to debate everything that in-power government is trying to enact? If there were truly earth shattering implications in the bill in question, the opposition would be whistle blowing and bleating into any available microphone available so fast it would make your head spin.

First and foremost, I'm a human being just like you. I believe in equality. Across the board equality. Our country is so multicultural, that to give any specific group levity over everyone else is completely ridiculous. I'm not familiar with the particulars of old treaties signed, but I get the gist because I have used some of the special privileges provided to me. I do not pay for health care. I did for awhile in my young working life, but then the government discovered my native status and sent me a HUGE apology letter, and a cheque for every dime I had put into the system. Odd. I lived just up the street from my fellow truck driving friends, did the same job, paid the same taxes...yet there I was with this benefit because of my racial background and some papers that were signed all those years ago. I've used it for eye wear. This was particularly handy when I was “up against it” financially, but had broken my glasses welding. Here's the thing though, why should I have an advantage on a co-worker who might be in the same situation? It's not fair, and it needs to stop.

I move that Canadians start their own march towards coast to coast equality, or at least the serious discussion of it. Our country should offer no free rides to anyone. No help for those who refuse to help themselves. No quarter for those who would inhibit the lives and success of others. No limit to what anyone can accomplish with a steely resolve, and a great idea. It doesn't matter who built the first camp fires and communities on this land, it's those that work hard to continue to stoke the flames of collective well being that matter.

As a man that stands by his word, I pledge to never again use my native status to further myself in a way that isn't available to every other Canadian. I will leave my son unregistered, and will teach him the importance of keeping it that way. I am a proud native man, and a hard working, forward thinking Canadian that believes the opportunities and advantages this country has to offer should be available to everyone equally.

- Anthony Sowan

28.1.13

Sex and violence sells...

CANOE -- Technology: 'Seduce Me' breaks nudity taboo

The Muslim excuse?

Paedophile uses the "I didn't know I couldn't have sex with 13 year old girls because I'm a Muslim" defense. Fark: It worked [Stupid]

Meanwhile in Michigan

If you picked "5 days" as the answer to "How long does it take a Detroit jail to realize that one of their prisoners has gone missing?" step forward and claim your prize [Fail]

Our apologies?

Ludicrously hot ex Bengals cheerleader "I only had sex with one of my students, not the entire football team, so I'm suing you because my reputation is everything to me" [Dumbass]

One born every minute.

Protip - If you're driving around with 92 pounds of pot in your car, put your seat belt on and try not talking on your cellphone for five minutes [Amusing]

WTF?

Woman, 71 arrested for prostitution [Weird]

Ghost busted are back!

Who ya gonna call? Try Ghostbusters for iOS

Love the vine?

How I quit worrying and learned to love Vine

Strangeness

Kutcher went on Jobs' fruitarian diet, landed in the hospital

Man's best friend last supper

Dog's last meal fit for a 'boss'

Nice one!

Man wins $20M jackpot on old ticket

Not the first time..

Brazil nightclub fire kills more than 200

News worth reading

Monday is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day

Nice tricks with google.

10 Craziest Things That Happen When You Google..

The war rages on.

Anonymous claims hack of U.S. Justice Dep. site

Problems?

U.S. braces for 'six strikes' anti-piracy program

Say what?

'Seduce Me' breaks nudity taboo

The next big thing..

In-Between Sized Phablets Attract Consumers

Back to the past?

The Decades That Invented the Future, Part 10: 1991-2000

Scary but good?

The NYPD Can Scan You For Weapons From a Distance

25.1.13

Trouble in there land of the free?

Googles New Transparency Report Shows Increase In Government Requests For Information

Confucius say..

11 Most Amazing Glass Houses

Kutcher channeling jobs..

The first clip from the Steve Jobs movie

Good old natural selection!

Letters of Alfred Russel Wallace Go Online

Good for a laugh..

Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK!

The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next shit could spell disaster.

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “Fuck it, soldier on!”

I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30.

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

A girl I know said the last time she had sex, it was like the men's Olympic 100 meter final. I laughed, "Over in 9.5 seconds?" "No," she said, "Eight black men and a gun."

A Catholic boy in confession says, “Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister.” “That's a disgrace,” said the priest, “especially when you have two gorgeous brothers.”

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their own doctor.

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.

24.1.13

Ikea fail?

Ikea ad touches nerve with transsexuals

That's a lot of TV..

Google boasts 4 billion hours of YouTube viewing per month

Evolution of the hacker?

U.S. government invites hackers to work on 'Civic Hacking Day'

Pebble going to be a winner...

Rock on: Pebble watch gets catapulted to early backers

The answer?

NYPD unveils radiation scanner to catch people with illegal guns

WTF kid?

Teen charged in family shootings planned 'mass destruction'

Tech winner!

Computer firm hires student accused of hacking them

Oh no charlie brown!

Charlie Brown voice star an alleged stalker?

Doughnut fail?

Cops allegedly racing to Tim Hortons won't be disciplined

Problems?

N. Korea to target U.S. with nuclear, rocket tests

WTF?

BangWithFriends.com, the site that connects Facebook friends who want to have sex with each other, is finally here

Meanwhile in Ireland?

OH GOOD THIS WILL END WELL

The future of computing?

At Long Last, Microsoft’s Surface Pro Tablet Is Going On Sale

Nope.

Is Facebook envy making you miserable?

Welcome to the future.

U.S. Library of Congress to archive tweets

Missing the Mark. Again.

Big move in Apple shares after earnings

Busted!

3 charged in U.S. over 'Gozi' computer virus

You were doing it wrong.

How to Understand Cocktail Measurements

Flawed study?

Sex with condoms is just as good: study

High powered gaming.

Next PlayStation features AMD GPU, x64 8core CPU

The Welfare office:

A  woman  walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 
 
"WOW,"   the social worker exclaims, "are they all yours?" 
 
"Yep,   they all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that  question a  thousand times before. 
 
She  says, "Sit  down Leroy."  All the children rush to find seats.   
 
"Well,'  says the social worker, then you must be  here to sign up. I'll need all your  children's names."  
 
''Well,  to keep it simple, the boys are all named  Leroy and the girls are all named  Leighroy." 
 
In  disbelief,  the case worker says, "Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?"   
 
Their  momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier.  When it's time to get them out  of bed and ready for school, I  yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I  just yell 'Leroy!'  An they all comes a runnin.  An' if'n I need to stop  the kid  who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them   stops. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."  
 
The  social worker thinks this over for a bit, then  wrinkles her forehead and says  tentatively, "But what if you just  want ONE kid to come, and not the whole  bunch?" 
 
"Then  I  calls them by they last names." 

Scotland and Wales..

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember.

22.1.13

Crime and punishment.

British woman gets death for smuggling cocaine into Bali

Double fail.

B.C. man crashes cars into two police cruisers

Jazz moves?

Air Canada plane wheel falls off after landing in Toronto

Canadian nutjob in the Philippines.

Canadian kills himself after shooting two dead at Philippine court

Calorie bombs!

How to Make Fried Oreos

Wave of the future?

A Cheap, Rugged Tablet Is Your Kid’s Next Fixation

50FB of cloud..

Mega hits one million users in 24 hours

Where do we draw the line?

Samsung to release 5.8-inch gaming smartphone

Goodbye Atari?

Atari files for bankruptcy protection

W8 apps for all!

Top 5 Must Have Windows 8 Applications

Viagra, wonder drug?

Viagra found to burn fat in mice study

Game on!

NHL fans come back in droves, unfortunately

Free E books

Freebook Sifter finds Kindle freebies

This will end badly..

Bad parking job? Text the driver through the license plate

Samson and Goliath?

Sony's new tablet is sliced thinner than the iPad Mini

Digital copy nightmare..

Keep your Blu-rays and DVDs, Hollywood -- I've gone digital

One small step for north Korea?

North Korea lets foreigners bring in cell phones

21.1.13

Aussie wedding?


An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a quiet hotel
for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, 
"Nah, I reckon not.   I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.."

20.1.13

Your move Subway..

Subway responds to controversy over its eleven inch footlongs, say that a "foot is not a unit of measurement" [Followup]

Bad little Piggy!

Motorist arrests cop for driving drunk [Spiffy]

Border crossing Canuck

Canadian man arrested after trying to sneak into the U.S. using a stolen canoe and a shovel.... YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG [Interesting]

De evolution?

Get 1 million Facebook 'Likes' for sex -- and a puppy

FB news feed fail.

Man posts on Facebook: 'im about to get shot'; gets shot

No dice on body scanners.

TSA, bored of seeing you naked, removing airport body scanners

Nice nugget!

Gold nugget heavier than a newborn unearthed

Nice one Canada.

'Wrong' maple leaf on new $20 bill, expert says

WTF?

Y'all come to Texas, state official tells New York gun owners

Air pistol assault?

Man points gun at leader of Bulgaria's Turkish party

Gun control is necessary, to keep the idiots safe.

Five injured in accidental shootings at U.S. gun shows

That's an expensive truck!

George W. Bush's pickup truck auctioned for $300,000

How to of the day

How to Do Liquid Stacking

Is it art?

10 Coolest Ads Using Street Art

No shit.

Facebook does care about users' privacy

Mixed blessing? Not for him.

Lance Armstrong Comes Clean a Mixed Blessing for Sports

18.1.13

Not for people with sound minds.

A connection between video games and real-world violence?

Playboy gets a bill?

Playboy hit with $160,000 fine over child restrictions

Go pokki!

Pokki's Windows 8 Start menu app gets more features

Exciting new keyboard?

This Google patent application had us at 'laser keyboard'

Some reasonable gun laws on the way?

Obama unveils gun control plan

Google maps oops.

Google says it did not run over a donkey in Botswana

WTF?

Student, 13, charged with sexually assaulting teacher

Ontario dope shortage?

Cops across southern Ont. make big heroin, meth bust

Subway ripoff?

Subway footlong sub only 11 inches, say customers

Problems for riggers...

Hostage holders make new threat

Google wise yourself:

Infografic: How to get more out of Google

Helping Mr Hawkins..

Chipmaker Races to Save Stephen Hawking s Speech as His Condition Deteriorates

USA USA!

Fearful Of Possible New Gun Control Laws, Man Tried To Break Into Pawn Shop To Steal Himself A Gun

Medical win!

A potential cure for AIDS?

3D printing@home.

CubeX 3D Printer for Consumers

Aussie wedding night:


An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a quiet hotel
for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, 
"Nah, I reckon not.   I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.."

16.1.13

Happy birthday Mr. Zamboni!

Google doodle lets hockey fans drive the Zamboni

Disturbing news

For 1 in 3 teen girls, online meetings lead to offline encounters

WTF?

If you're 9-months pregnant maybe you shouldn't be dancing at a nightclub because your water might break on the dance floor and that could spark a brawl that ends with somebody getting shot [Weird]

Meanwhile in Belgium.

Woman drives for 900 miles in wrong direction due to GPS error. Next time vows to ask for directions after only driving 500 miles out of her way [Unlikely]

This tastes horsey.

We've secretly replaced the fine beef burgers they usually serve with horse meat. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference [Sick]

NSFW slips..

13 Eye-Popping Wardrobe Fails

No payback?

Feds lose student loan data for 583,000 people

WTF?

Seventh person charged in 'horrific' sex assault

Moving forward IN NYC

New York enacts gun-control law

So more of you is available top the public.

Facebook unveils new search tool

No surprises here.

Instagram User Numbers Down; Updated Terms of Service in Effect This Week

FB overshare?

These People Are Now Sharing Horrible Things About Themselves Thanks to Facebook Search

14.1.13

Meanwhile in Russia?

Meanwhile, in Russia compilation

Gun defends family!

Woman defends family from home invader by shooting him with a gun, confusing mainstream media who believe this could never happen [Hero]

Waiting...

Verdict due for boy accused of killing neo-Nazi dad

Old school, Meet the new.

10 Commonly Used Expressions and Their Bizarre Origins

The jetsons home is going to be yours?

In the Coming Age of the Connected Home, Your Phone Will Be a Magic Wand

Canadians.

Turns out Canada's heroes are more than just hockey players [Spiffy]

An American winner.

First look at the new Chevy Corvette: Hot or not? [Cool]

People care less and less about the church of paedophila..

Vatican criticizes gay adoption, topless women protest

The terminator in our future?

The Future of Computers

WTF India?

India police arrest six in new gang rape case

The kids have spoken.

Apple is done, say teens

Anonymous strikes again.

Anonymous hacks MIT after Aaron Swartz's suicide

Holes...


These holes are not only amazing, but some  are really terrifying!  The sheer scale of these holes reminds you of just how tiny we  are.

     
Kimberley Big Hole - South  Africa 


Apparently  the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter deep mine yielded
over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed.  




Glory  Hole -   Monticello Dam,    California

A  glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir. It  is the largest spillway of this type in the  world and consumes 14,400 cubic feet of water every second. 



Great Blue  Hole , Belize

This  incredible geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of  Belize . There are numerous blue holes around the world, but none as stunning as this one.
 


  
Sinkhole in,    Guatemala

These  photos are of a sinkhole that occurred in  Guatemala .  The hole swallowed 2 dozen homes and killeat least 3 people.



SHIT  HOLE,  Ottawa,  Ontario ,  Canada 

 
This hole swallows billions and billions of our Canadian Dollars annually!  
The money that falls into this hole is never heard from again by Canadians.
It is reported to be filled with at least 307 smaller holes called 'assholes'.

13.1.13

Simulated reality drinking app?

YOUR FACE ON BOOZE: How will drinking affect your face in 10 years? Turns out there's an app for that [Interesting]

Hero!

A former Army staff sergeant will be just the fourth living recipient of the Medal of Honor for his actions in repelling an insurgent onslaught in Afghanistan in 2009 [Hero]

Meanwhile in Scotland?

Scottish engineers conjure up gasoline from nothing but air and water [Unlikely]

France picks a fight?

France bombs Mali rebels

Are you my daddy?

Runaway boy drives dad's Mercedes across Europe

There she is...

Miss New York crowned Miss America

The bomb goes boom.

Bomb kills 14 Pakistani soldiers

The future is touch.

CES postscript: The touch laptop, like it or not

Java runs everything..

Java security fix coming 'shortly': Oracle Corp

Christmas in Kentucky?


As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them.
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown.
If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go, you'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, 'What does this do?' 'You're kidding me!' 'Who would buy that?' Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section.
I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.
Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for 'Lovable Louise.' She was at the bottom of the price scale.
To call Louise a 'doll' took a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life.
My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy, but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more.
We all agreed that Louise should remain in her pantyhose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.
My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door. 'What the hell is that?' she asked.
My brother quickly explained, 'It's a doll.'
'Who would play with something like that?' Granny snapped.
I kept my mouth shut.
'Where are her clothes?' Granny continued.
'Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran,' Jay said, to steer her into the dining room.
But Granny was relentless. 'Why doesn't she have any teeth?'
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, 'Hang on Granny, hang on!'
My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, 'Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?' I told him she was Jay's friend.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the mantel, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants.
Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health..
I can't wait until next Christmas.

The Judge & the Atheist

A FLORIDA COURT SETS 
ATHEIST HOLY DAY 

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. 

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!" 
The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying, 
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. 
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..." 
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant." 
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." 
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, 
April 1st is his day. 

Court is adjourned..."

Meme's:










Shotgun!

You're sound asleep when you hear a thump outside your bedroom door. Half-awake, and nearly paralyzed with fear,you hear muffled whispers...
At least two people have broken into your house and are moving your way.

With your heart pumping, you reach down beside your bed and pick up your shotgun.

You rack a shell into the chamber, then inch toward the door and open it.

In the darkness, you make out two shadows.

One holds something that looks like a crowbar.

When the intruder brandishes it as if to strike, you raise the shotgun and fire.

The blast knocks both thugs to the floor.

One writhes and screams while the second man crawls to the front door and lurches outside.

As you pick up the telephone to call police, you know you're in trouble.

In your country, most guns were outlawed years before, and the few that are privately owned are so stringently regulated as to make them useless..

Yours was never registered.

Police arrive and inform you that the second burglar has died.

They arrest you for First Degree Murder and Illegal Possession of a Firearm.

When you talk to your attorney, he tells you not to worry: authorities will probably plea the case down to manslaughter.

"What kind of sentence will I get?" you ask.

"Only ten-to-twelve years," he replies, as if that's nothing.

"Behave yourself, and you'll be out in seven."

The next day, the shooting is the lead story in the
 local newspaper.Somehow, you're portrayed as an eccentric vigilante while the two men you shot are represented as choirboys.

Their friends and relatives can't find an unkind word to say about them..

Buried deep down in the article, authorities acknowledge that both "victims" have been arrested numerous times.

But the next day's headlinesays it all: "Lovable Rogue Son Didn't Deserve to Die."

The thieves have been transformed from career criminals into Robin Hood-type pranksters..

As the days wear on, the story takes wings.

The national media picks it up, then theinternational media.

The surviving burglar has become a folk hero.

Your attorney says the thief is preparing to sue you, and he'll probably win.

The mediapublishes reports that your home has been burglarized several times in the past and that you've been critical of local police for their lack of effort in apprehending the suspects.

After the last break-in, you told your neighbor that you would be prepared next time.

The District Attorney uses this to allege that you were lying in wait for the burglars.

A few months later, you go to trial.

The charges haven't been reduced, as your lawyer had so confidently predicted.

When you take the stand, your anger at the injustice of it all works against you..

Prosecutors paint a picture of you as a mean, vengeful man.

It doesn't take long for the jury to convict you of all charges.

The judge sentences you to life in prison.
This case really happened. 
On August 22, 1999, Tony Martin of Emneth, Norfolk , England , killed one burglar and wounded a second.

In April, 2000, he was convicted and is now serving a life term...

How did it become a crime to defend one's own life in the once great British Empire ?

It started with the Pistols Act of 1903.

This seemingly reasonable law forbade selling pistols to minors or felons and established that handgun sales were to be made only to those who had a license.

The Firearms Act of 1920expanded licensing to include not only handguns but all firearms except shotguns..

Later laws passed in 1953 and 1967outlawed the carrying of any weapon by private citizens and mandated the registration of all shotguns.

Momentum for total handgun confiscation began in earnest after the Hungerford mass shooting in 1987.

Michael Ryan, a mentally disturbed man with a Kalashnikov rifle, walked down the streets shooting everyone he saw.

When the smoke cleared, 17 people were dead.

The British public, already de-sensitized by eighty years of "gun control", demanded even tougher restrictions. (The seizure of all privately owned handguns was the objectiveeven though Ryan used a rifle.)

Nine years later, at Dunblane , Scotland , Thomas Hamilton used a semi-automatic weapon to murder 16 children and a teacher at a public school.

For many years, the media had portrayed all gun owners as mentally unstable, or worse, criminals.

Now the presshad a real kook with which to beat up law-abiding gun owners. Day after day, week after week, themedia gave up all pretense of objectivity and demanded a total ban on all handguns.

The Dunblane Inquiry, a few months later, sealed the fate of the few sidearm's still owned by private citizens.

During the years in which the British government incrementally took away most gun rights, the notion that a citizen had the right to armed self-defense came to be seen as vigilantism.
Authorities refused to grant gun licenses to people who were threatened, claiming that self-defense was no longer considered a reason to own a gun.
Citizens who shot burglars or robbers or rapists were charged while the real criminals were released.

Indeed, after the Martin shooting, a police spokesman was quoted as saying, "We cannot have people take the law into their own hands."

All of Martin's neighbors had been robbed numerous times, and several elderly people were severely injured in beatings by young thugs who had no fear of the consequences. Martin himself, a collector of antiques, had seen most of his collection trashed or stolen by burglars.

When the Dunblane Inquiry ended, citizens who owned handguns were given three months to turn them over to local authorities.

Being good British subjects, most people obeyed the law. The few who didn't were visited by police and threatened with ten-year prison sentences if they didn't comply.

Police later bragged that they'd taken nearly 200,000 handguns from private citizens.

How did the authorities know who had handguns? The guns had been registered and licensed. Kind of like cars. Sound familiar?

WAKE UP AMERICA; THIS IS WHY OUR FOUNDING FATHERS PUT THE SECOND AMENDMENT IN OUR CONSTITUTION.

"...It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds.."
--Samuel Adams
If you think this is important, please forward to everyone you know. 
You had better wake up, because Obama is doing this very same thing, over here, if he can get it done. TheUN Small Arms Treaty that Hilary is negotiating would take away our 2nd Amendment rights. And there are stupid people in congress and on the street that will go right along with him.
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Just remember -the reason the Japanesedidn't invade the USA is because they knewthat Most of the citizens were armed.

The Fly:

This is a story about 
A Fly, a Fish, a Bear, 
A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat. 
There is a moral to this story...... 
In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.
The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, 
'Gosh...if I go down three inches 
I will feel the mist 
From the water and I will be refreshed.' 
There was a fish in the water thinking,
'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.' 
There was a bear on the shore thinking, 
'Gosh....if that fly goes down three inches 
That fish will jump for the fly... 
And I will grab the fish!!' 
It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank 
Of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.... 
'Gosh,' he thought, 'if that fly goes down three inches... 
And that fish leaps for it... 
That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. 
I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.' 
Now, you probably think this is 
Enough activity on one river bank, 
But I can tell you there's more.... 
A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, 
'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches... 
And that fish jumps for that fly.. 
And that bear grabs for that fish.. 
The dumb hunter will shoot the bear 
And drop his cheese sandwich.' 
A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, 
(as was fashionable to do on the banks of 
This particular river around lunch time) 
'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches.. 
And that fish jumps for that fly 
And that bear grabs for that fish 
And that hunter shoots that bear.. 
And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich ... 
Then I can have mouse for lunch.' 
The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he 
Heads down for the cooling mist of the water. 
The fish swallows the fly... 
The bear grabs the fish.. 
The hunter shoots the bear.. 
The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... 
The cat jumps for the mouse.. 
The mouse ducks... 
The cat falls into the water and drowns. 
NOW, The Moral Of The Story.... 

Whenever a fly goes down three inches, 
Some pussy's gonna be in serious danger.

Strategic Placement?

Yes, it matters where you put the price tag ! 

 





Canada's First Nations:

>> Now this could stir up a bit of a debate...but it is food for thoughts
>> regarding comments from a reader in the Globe and Mail. It's a short
>> history lesson on natives.
>>
>> This land does NOT belong to them. Why do some people keep saying that
>> it does?
>> Is it because that's what they want you to believe? Well then the
>> marketing campaign must be working.
>>
>> Let's get this straight...
>>
>> 1. These people's ancestors did not just appear in North America
>> magically out of thin air one day 50,000 years ago. They came in waves
>> across the land/ice bridge from Asia. What's more these waves in many
>> case were not related groups of people. They came from various places
>> around North Eastern Asia and were from different genetic
>> strains....in other words the natives of North America are not a
>> homogenous group of people and more importantly.... They are immigrants 
>> too, like millions of immigrants today.
>>
>> 2. The idea that the "natives" were peaceful caretakers of the land or
>> benevolent tenants couldn't be further from the truth. The various
>> tribes warred on each other constantly. They were violent. Want proof?
>> Ask the Huron's...oh that's right you can't. The Iroquois wiped them
>> out. How about slavery that was rife among the first nation tribes
>> until the Europeans came over and freed the slaves and put an end to
>> this "valued cultural tradition"? Is slavery peaceful and humane?
>>
>> 3. The idea that we "stole" this land from them is also ridiculous. A
>> more technologically advanced and numerous culture invaded and
>> conquered. This is exactly what has been happening since the dawn of
>> humanity all around the globe. To say we "stole" their lands is just
>> plain wrong. That is akin to saying the Saxons should return England
>> to the Angles. Or maybe we should launch a campaign to have Roman
>> descendants give Italy back to the Etruscans.
>>
>> It is a nonsensical notion driven by the politically correct bleeding
>> hearts on the left and some intellectually deficient liberals, and it
>> will continue to cost this country needless and wasted billions and
>> billions until we get some backbone and turn off the taps.
>>
>> Are these people in trouble? Yes. Do they need help? Yes.
>> Are they responsible enough to look after themselves and efficiently
>> spend the billions the tax payers give them? Certainly not.
>>
>> The only way to fix this situation is to bring them into society as 
>> equals.
>> They should be getting jobs and paying taxes like the rest of us
>> because in reality, they are no more special than any of the other
>> hundred or more cultures that call Canada home.
>>
>> Turn off the taps. Do away with this "traditional use" and "cultural"
>> nonsense. Educate their children to become modern citizens, instead of
>> finding their identity and source of pride in some folks who occupied
>> the land 15000 years ago. Let them stand or fall on their own account.