A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart.
>
> Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a
> villa on the
> golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.
>
> "Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"
> "Willis," he replied.
>
> "Willis forget your troubles. Come to my villa,
> rest up and I'll help you get the cart up later."
>
> "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered,
> "but I don't think my wife would like it."
>
> "Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted.
>
> She was very pretty and persuasive.
>
> "Well okay," Willis finally agreed,
> And added, "but my wife won't like it."
>
> After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and putting
> lessons, Willis thanked his host.
> "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going
> to be real upset."
>
> "Don't be foolish!” Elizabeth said with a smile , she
> wont know any thing. By the way, where is she?"
>
> "Under the cart!"
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