Once upon a time:

Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beauty queen....

"Will you marry me?"............She said, "No!"

And the pilot lived happily ever after

and flew jets all over the world

and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants

and hunted and fished

and went to topless bars and dated women half his age

and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching

and never paid child support or alimony

and kept his house and guns

and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts

and never got cheated on while he was at work

and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell

and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........

The end.