Newfie vacation:

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the Captain announced: 
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax  and... OH, MY GOD !'
   
Silence  followed! 

Some  moments later the Captain came back on the PA;  'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my  pants!'   

One Newfie passenger yelled, 
'lord tunderen jezis, you  should see the backof mine! '