Getting older?

Some  of us are past the magic age while other are  fast approaching.  

                        

Don't  laugh.... It  is all true!
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Perks of reaching  50or  being over 60
And heading  towards 70  or beyond!

1. Kidnappers  are not very
interested  in you.

2. In  a hostage situation,
you are likely to be  released first.
3. No  one expects you to run  -- anywhere.

4. People  call at 9 PM (or 9  A M) and  ask,'Did  I wake you?
5. People  no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There  is nothing left
to  learn the hard way.
7. Things  you buy now
won't  wear out.

8. You  can eat
supper  at 4 PM.
9... You  can live without sex
but  not your glasses.

10. You  get into heated arguments
about  pension plans.
11. You  no longer think of speed limits as  a challenge.

12. You  quit trying to hold
your stomach in no  matterwho  walks into the room.
13. You  sing along
with  elevator music.

14. Your  eyes won't get
much  worse.
15.
Your  investment in health insurance is  finally beginning to pay  off.

16. Your  joints are more  accuratemeteorologiststhan  the national weather service.
17. Your  secrets are safe with  yourfriends  because  they can'tremember  them either.

18. Your  supply of brain cells is  finally

down  to  a  manageable size.
19. You  can't remember
who  sent you this  list.


And  you notice these are all in  big print
for  your convenience.