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> She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
> The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
> The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said..."Nope....You are!
> I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"
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