28.8.11

@ the movies:

My wife says to me the other night,

“How come we don't make love like they do in the movies?”

So I bent her over the table, smacked her on the ass,

grabbed her by the hair, called her a cunt,

fucked her hard and then came on her face.

Turns out,,,,, we don't watch the same movies.!

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