the wife:

> > > One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside 
> > > cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. 
> > > Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. 
> > > She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, 
> > > and begins to read her book. 
> > > The peace and solitude are magnificent. 
> > > 
> > > Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. 
> > > He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 
> > > 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 
> > > 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 
> > > 
> > > 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 
> > > 
> > > 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.For all I know you could start at any moment.I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 
> > > 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 
> > > 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. 
> > > 'That's true, but you have all the equipment.. 
> > > For all I know you could start at any moment.' 
> > > 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 
> > > MORAL: 
> > > Never argue with a woman who reads. 
> > > It's likely she can also think. 
> > > 
> > > Send this to four women who are thinkers or men who can take it ... 
> > > If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.