2 coffees in Heaven:

> Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a 
> beard.
>
> 'Are you Mohamed?' he asks.
> 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up.' Peter then points to a 
> ladder that rises into the clouds.
>
> Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the 
> ladder in great strides,
> climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another 
> bearded man.
> He asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'
>
> 'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohamed is higher still.'
>
> Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again.
> He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man
> with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'
>
> 'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohamed higher up.'
>
> Mohamed higher than Jesus! Man, Oh man! Obama can hardly contain his 
> delight and
> climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room 
> where he meets
> this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once 
> again repeats his question:
> Are you Mohamed?' he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all 
> his climbing.
>
> 'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look 
> exhausted.
> Would you like a cup of coffee?'
>
> Obama says, 'Yes, please!'
>
> As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey, Mohamed, 
> two coffees!'