Bill Clinton:

"Yep, that's right-I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got
to having a real black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him...his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check
from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they
will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor
of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie
in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada 

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't
know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I
know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think
you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky
between the Bushes."