Mars and Venus:

A  WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's  handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long, 
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait  for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I  spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand. 
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make  me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this  man will love no other..
And relish visits with my mother.   

   A MAN'S POEM:
 I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
  big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
  and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
  doesn't rhyme and I  don't give a shit.