The recipe:

A man is  showering up in a locker room  
With  his buddy when he notices his friend  Is  very well endowed. 

'Damn,  Bob , you're hung!' Jim exclaims.. 
'I wasn't always this impressive; I  had to 
Work for it.'  

'What do you mean?' Jim asked.  

'Well, every day for the past  two years
I've spent an hour each  night rubbing it 
With butter. I  know it sounds crazy but
It actually  made it grow 4 inches! You 
Should  try it.


'Jim agrees and the  two depart'

A few months later  the two are back in the
Same locker  room and Bob asks Jim 
How his  situation was. 

Jim replied, 'I  did what you said, Bob ,
But I've  actually gotten smaller! I lost 
Two  inches already!' 

'Did you do  everything I told you? An 
Hour each  day with butter?' 

'Well, we  don't use butter, so I've 
Been  using Crisco.' Crisco!!' Bob  exclaimed. ' 


Damm it, Jim,  

Crisco is shortening!