At the bar:

I was standing in a bar in Barcelona and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.      I said to him, Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu? He says ...No, why de hell you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee?  No, I say, "  It's because you're drinking my beer,.......... you little oriental prick"