A man and a woman who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people,
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,
he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently
woke the woman saying, ............ 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, ......
let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! ...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. ............. 'Get your own fucking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.
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