The Haircut:

> A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of 
> his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. 
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> His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your 
> grades up   from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your 
> hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car." 
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> The boy thought about that for a moment, decided, he'd settle 
> for the offer, and they agreed on it. 
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> After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your 
> grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but 
> I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut." 
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> The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and 
> I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, 
> John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even 
> strong evidence that Jesus had long hair." 
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> (You're going to love the Dad's reply!) 
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> "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"