17.6.11

Stuff you Dad never says:


  • That miniskirt looks great on you!
  • Oh, what the heck, let’s splurge.
  • Another round of appletinis.
  • Clean out the gutters? Doesn’t the rain do that automatically?
  • I have no idea where we are.
  • Let’s all go to the health food market and get some tofurkey! Mom’s driving.
  • These instructions sure are helpful.
  • On second thought, you don’t need to change the oil in your car.
  • It’s not an old sports injury. I just hurt myself weed-eating.

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